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It happened like this………….It was a Saturday afternoon about a month and a half ago, and I had been cooking most of the day to make my husband’s favorite dinner. He loves this shrimp and pasta dish I make with Parmesan cheese and garlic, so I had gotten all the ingredients for that, as well as making homemade bread, which takes about 3 hours. I also made a cheesecake for dessert. As you can probably tell, I put a lot of love into this meal, and I was hoping we could have a romantic evening with just the two of us.

I had made arrangements for the kids to spend the night at my mom’s house, so I cleaned up the kitchen and got their things packed. The kids were at the neighbor’s house, so I had to call them for about half an hour before they finally answered and came home. There was the usual argument about them taking a shower before going to Grammie’s house, but they finally got ready and into the car.

Meanwhile, I had NO idea where my husband was. He had said he was going to install a new doggie door into the laundry room, but I had not seen him for quite some time. He had no clue about the special meal I was preparing. I wanted it to be a surprise. We needed the doggie door because we breed basset hounds. Up until now I’ve had to take the dog out every time she needs to potty, and the doggie door would allow her to come and go as needed. I’d been asking my husband to complete this project for the better part of a year.

Anyway, I went ahead to my mom’s house, thinking I’d probably get back home before my husband missed me, so I didn’t try to call from the car or my mom’s house. I wasn’t worried or suspicious about anything at this point.

I stopped on the way home to buy gas and some ice, noticing, of course, that gas had gone up another six cents since the last time I filled up. We have a big conversion van, so it’s really painful every time I have to fill up. I sometimes wonder if I’ll need to get a job just to cover the cost of our gas. I am so relieved that gas prices are finally going down. I heard they might even drop below $3/gal this winter. That would be a beautiful thing for this family.

When I got home I unpacked the ice and decided to go for a swim. I got my suit on, still wondering where my husband had gone, and went into the backyard. It was a really hot day, and the pool looked so cool and inviting so I just jumped in all at once. I was lazing around, just cooling off, when something caught my attention out of the corner of my eye. It was my husband, and he was on our little putting green near the pool. What I noticed right away was that he was playing alone, and he was cheating horribly. I mean, he was hitting the ball way more than 10 times before finally sinking it in the hole, and sometimes he was pushing it with his foot. He has been known to cheat when we’ve played 18 holes before, and it really frustrates me because he never will own up to his cheating. I quietly snuck over to the toy storage box on the side of the pool and pulled out a ****** gun. I filled it as quickly as I could, took aim, and opened fire with a stream of water that hit him in the back of the head. He spun around and told me I was evil and must be stopped.

My question is, was it wrong for me to shoot him if he was cheating? And do you think that would ruin our romantic evening before it even started? I never know if I’m overreacting or not.

By: Cutiepie

Thank you very much for your lovely e tender letter.

You can be sure i can care of myself, so… don’t worry about me!

While you’re on holidays, nothing special had happenend here at home:
I do my own lunch and every single day i’m surprised how good i’m doing fine in kitchen!

As i’m always in a hurry, yesterday i decided to fry some chips.
(by the way, do i need to unpeal the potatoes?)

While they were frying i went to the bakery to buy some bread.
When i arrived the frying pan was melted. I never thought the fu*** frying pan was so bad!
(and you said that Teflon was very resistent! lol)
I already took all the black “stuff” of the kitchen, but our cat, Fred, got black as coal! Since that day it coughs all day and starts panic and runs when i touch the pans or use the cooktop!

Tell me something? How long does it take to boil eggs?
I put them boiling about a couple hours, but they’re still hard as rocks!

Can you tell me also if burned milk can be used in some recipe?
(do you want me to keep it in the refrigerator?)

Last week i had a little problem with cooking some peas…
I’m gonna tell you: i grab a pea can and decided to heat it!
Unfortunatly it exploded inside the microwaves owen!
The microwaves owen door was projected outside the kitchen and hit our little winter plant house (of course it was broked, like our window!)

The pea can looked like a space rocket going up to the moon! lol!
It went trough the ceiling and hit in the daughter of Bob, our neighbour from upstairs! (i think she’s all right now… i guess..)

Other thing: mildew in dirty dishes is normal?
I just can’t understand how this happened in such little time!
After all, you went on vacation last month, but it looks like yesterday!

Behind the sink there is a bunch of bugs! Soon i can make a documentary and sell it to ‘National Geographic’!
I still don’t know from where these 20-leg bugs appeared!
(did you put something there? i wonder…)

well, after this i made a hard decision and finally decided to wash the dishes!
(please, don’t insult me, but that china service from your granny no longer exists… sorry!)
I confess i really didn’t count on that! after all, that china looked so strong and resistant!
(Well, maybe i exagerated a bit with the “extreme centrifugation program” of the dish-washer.)
Ah! by the way, the washing machine is also broken:
The steel knife i put there, broke the cilinder during the centrifugation. It was an accident: it’s stucked in the wall of the machine…

The refrigirator was doing a lot of ice, so i had to defrost it!
(do you know you can remove the ice with a garden shovel? it works!)
and now the freezer also gives heat!
(the yogourt, the champagne and the beer exploded! go figure!)

Last week, when i left, i forgot to close the door.
Probably someone entered our house, because some valuable things are missing, including that pearl neckless your grand-father discovered in Africa.
But don’t worry, as you usually say, money doesn’t bring hapiness!

Your wardrobe is also empty but i think they dind’t took anything, because everytime when we go out, you use to say “i have nothing to wear!”

Well, for the moment is all.
Tomorrow i tell you more “fresh” news! (or not fresh… lol)

I hope you continue to have a great time in the SPA!
A thousand kisses from your Jose, that loves you a lot!

P.S.: Your mother came here to check how i was and she had a stroke!

The funeral was yesterday and i didn’t told you nothing to don’t bother you!
After all you deserve your holidays in the SPA!

xxxx

Your beloved husband.”

What do you think?
Am i to much romantic?
SGT. Dillers Wifey: YES Mam!!!
Kel: you’re welcome! at least i made someone happy with this letter!
Linda m: marry me? mmm… you better not or you would recieve some letters like this…
Sheloves_dablues: laughter is good for the marriage? i don’t think so. my ex-wife was always telling me i was a clown. So, as you see…
Lions: what??? muscular cabana boy? what are you saying? that my wife only has eyes for me! (at least that’s what she said!)
Westie love: a nanny just for me? and my wife on holidays? can she be like Scarlett Johanssen? (the nanny of course!) what a good idea! and my wife can marry the muscular cabana boy!
Natasha P: a replacement? oh… i get it! you wanna swap husbands! oh my dear, it’s better not! i would feel so sorry about your husband!
Orquidea: claro que fui eu que escrevi! e não. não é uma carta de amor. as cartas de amor são patéticas e parvas!
butterfly: if you have a husband like me you’re a very lucky woman! (well…. unlucky is the correct word!)

By: José Che Mouzinho