Archive for September, 2009
Why doesn’t WWE seem to do many promos now from places besides the arena they’re in?
Anyway, now it seems like every seg they cut is a backstage thing. I can’t recall the last one outside the premises.
By: Trapezoid
Did dinosaurs exist 65 million years ago or did God create the Earth 6,000 years ago?
Oops, meant to write 6,000 not 2,000 on the last line there.
As for humans not evolving from monkeys, I realize they weren’t actually called monkeys, but I don’t know the name of the species before homo habilus. If someone knows, please post. Point is, evolution exists.
By: formerlysuspendedguy
Does anybody have a recipe for a frosting containing egg whites and powdered sugar?
By: Schfartzzz
Is it safe to use a microwave after a metal cup has caught on fire in it?
By: Nanci R
Two friends, Al and Jo, have a combined mass of 168 kg?
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Can someone rate my Eeveelution team?
All were hatched as eggs.
Name: Glaceon
Move Set: Ice Beam, Hail, Water Pulse, Shadow Ball.
Ability: Snow Cloak
Hold item: Leftovers
Gender: Female
Lv. 100
Name: Umbreon(Shiny)
Move Set: Psychic, Dark Pulse, Iron Tail, Wish.
Ability: Synchronize
Hold Item: Quick Claw
Gender: Male
Lv. 100
Name: Espeon
Move Set: Psychic, Shadow Ball, Attract, Swift.
Ability: Synchronize
Hold item: Shell Bell
Gender: Female
Lv. 100
Name: Vaporeon
Move Set: Surf, Ice Beam, Rain Dance, Return.
Ability: Water Absorb
Hold item: Quick Claw
Gender: Male
Lv. 100
Name: Leafeon
Move Set: Dig, Leaf Blade, X-Scissor, Aerial Ace.
Ability: Leaf Guard
Hold Item: Bright Powder
Gender: Male
Lv. 100
Name: Jolteon
Move Set: Thunderbolt, Toxic, Shadow Ball, Facade.
Ability: Volt Absorb
Hold item: Leftovers
Gender: Male
Lv. 100
By: Brian B
What will happen to a letterman’s jacket if placed in a freezer and left there for 72 hours?
By: Special K
Travelling the Inside Passage on the Alaska Marine Highway; south to north or north to south?
By: Vince
What do you think?
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’?
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’
The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking.’?
Then little RALPHY says, ‘I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and ******* the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?’
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ‘Well, I suppose the
one that’s gobbled down the top and ****** the cone.’
To which Little RALPHY replied, ‘The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.’
Sorry about thumbs down folks. It wasn’t me…I don’t use that thumb…
By: O’Gasmic Ninja
Since women only want men who are better than them in every way?
…why do they think they’re equal?
They want men who are
Taller
Fatter
Cook better
Have larger breasts
Can attract more men
Better housekeepers
Better ballet dancers
Better figure skaters
Better at fellatio
More tender in a stir-fry
If you are not at least most of these things she will despise you. Some of you women are no doubt going to deny this, but come on ask yourself; If you were taller or a better figure-skater or more tender in a stir fry than a man would not your opinion of him plummet immediately?
By: Isaac