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but there is also another choice of getting a hovawart. i heard that they can adjust to whatever exercise routine you have for them. the purpose of getting a dog for me is to fill up all that extra time i’ll have in the day time, since i never do anything. i was thinking about getting a dog to have fun playing with it, training it, and tell you the truth i’d like to brush a dog every now and then. back to the subject about hovawarts, they’re really hard to find in the us and sometimes when i do find one they’d be in california or something (i live in new england). also, since they’re so rare they cost a lot, and add that to a shiping fee. way too much for me to handle.

so i have a choice, a less expensive dog with more needs (aussie) or a more expensive dog with less needs (hovawart)

which should i get?

By: Yama

Statistically 100% of all divorces started with fugging marriage! (Look it up if y’all don’t believe me)

Take notes, all you Casanovas… We’re all guilty of some of these, but life is for learning! Hopefully ya putting some this stuff into practice on more n’ a monitor!!!!!

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a *** god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb ******. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But, if you really don’t know, don’t ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL *** TOO GENTLY. Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her ********.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women **** this. It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. ***** tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what’s necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING ********. Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during ********. You just lie there. And don’t grab her head.

27) TAKING ETTIQUETTE ADVICE FROM **** MOVIES. In ******* movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING **** *** AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you? “she’ll hear the words “to show my buddies.” At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINT HERS. There is no less ****** noise. It’s as **** as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: **** stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don’t.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly ****** to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know.

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having *** with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/31/06 “40 WAYS MEN FAIL IN BED” best jokes anywhere!

By: Willy

Do you feel Iceland’s application to the EU is virtually imminent? Or is it all talk?

Thanks

By: Colloquial

1. The female of which invertebrate found along the SA coast, looks after her her eggs until they hatch?
2. Who was a mission teacher before greater claim to fame?
a) Olive Schreiner
b) C.J. Langenhoven
c) Albert Luthuli
3. What is the connection between the saw-edged jelly weed found along the SA coast, and ice cream?
4. Which 2 inventors from KwaZulu-Natal developed the world’s first automatic microwave popcorn vending machine?
5. Which lightweight mammal, found in SA and weighing in at 3-4 grams adult weight, is a contender for the world’s smallest mammal?
Blouspook, if I just told you the answers, it wouldn’t be a question now would it. The “insane” people who would know no.1 are probably those who have an interest in life that stretches a little further than their dog and the people in the Huisgenoot.
If you don’t like the question, then don’t answer it. Some do.
Tiisetsomo, yes a crab is a crustacean, but crustaceans are invertebrates.
So far there’s still one nobody got…

By: Vango